Heyyyy there. Mind if I come in for ...A chat? So I know I haven't been working here very long, but i've been doing such a great job in the short time i've been here, don't ya think? I was just thinking that good performance deserves to be rewarded with a raise and ...Besides, you know...We're all alone in your office right now, so maybe if I help you out in some way, you can help me out? You must know where i'm going with this. Here, let me show you what I mean. I'm pretty sure you will be pleased...